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Marriage is simply a bonding imposed between two decent citizens to uselessly fight each other for life for survival
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When boy is born prayers for his long life are performed
On the birth of a girl it is exoected and prayed she has a long articulate wagging tongue
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Woman is that weird creature who can go out for a long walk to reduce her weight but wont like to work at home on regular excercise
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.to tame your wife there is one simple rule , keep your mouth shut and wallet open
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Girls colleges have become museums of plastered made up walking bodies
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.girls carry not money but make up kit in their purses
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