khwahishmand--

two  men on e younger  the  other  elderly  fall in love  with the  same  girl, as  it  happened  both  reached  her  house  to  propose  her  at  the  same  time, the  younger  one   wanting  to  insult and  humiliate  the  rival  asked  what  age  was  his, the  experienced  sharp wit  retorted  it  did  not  matter  because  the  man  at  sixty  is  a  man in comparison to  a  twenty  year  old  ass