shagufey-

-a  doubting  wife   phones  her  husband  to  prove  her  he  was  home  and  not  roaming  around  with  someone, he  must  turn  the  juicer  on to  show  he  was  in the  kitchen, the  juicer  sound  made  her  feel better  , the  next  day  she  arrived  home  to  check  on him, her  son was  home alone , he  moaned  father  was  not  home  for  a  couple  of  days  and  had  taken  the  juicer  with him