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...a man  said he married twice and both wives were dead now what should he do 

Have mercy on women said the listener 

The husband returned from job quickly washed his hands appropriately he was hungry,  suddenly the wife  appeared before him,  she harshly said  what was he doing  , the husband feeling  embarrassed said he cleaned his hands to pick up the child

A famous English dramatist  George Bernard shaw  one day spoke to Churchill  the secret of his  intelligence  health and long life was that he stayed away from women, wine and meat and smoking  all he consumed was vegetables  milk and fruit 

Churchill replied 

Mr shaw I drink twenty-four hours, cigar is always held between my fingers, married   and meat eater and  have a good appetite  and  yet  in no way  I m less brainy  nor  shirt lived nor my health is any worse than yours