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....a village damsel goes to city to stay  with relatives,  all her cousins  surrounded her affectionately,  one of them asked her  if she used Facebook 

The girl replied she didn't,  she never felt the need for it 

Another cousin  suggested she must use Facebook sometimes at least 

The damsel remained silent for awhile before  replying  I am  so fair naturally  

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...a husband  going abroad for work   to wife; darling  do take lots of care of my mother and father  when I am away 

Why is your thinking so backward  taunted  the  wife