...new electric shaver was launched and a race to win began, shopkeepers were selling them like hot cakes , to make more profit one seller put a board on his store no profit no loss buy electric shaver at the same price
Next morning his rival store opposite displayed a new board, repair shop for electric shaver bought cheap from the opposite store
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..ammi are we relatives of monkeys
No idea, never met my in laws
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.teacher to weak student.you are awfully weak in history, i asked you to write down babur was the father of humayu , twenty times you only wrote diwn ten times
Student.sir i am also weak in writing besides learning
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.why dont you wash your your face scolded the teacher, i can look at you and tell you what you ate for breakfast
Fine then tell me whay i ate for morning breakfast
Eggs answered the teacher
Wrong answer
That was for dinner last night
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