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....a constable  presented a person before  the Magistrate saying  sir, I have  caught him red handed,  this man  picked up lots of  bananas  from a vendor  on a street in the sadar area and walked off without paying 

The Magistrate sarcastically looked at the  police man  and   said this was a solid case of cheating   the  police constable was arrested for posing as a constable and sent to prison for two months 

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Dear friend do tell us about the girl you used to go out for  walks in the evenings 

We never had  good raport between us, one day annoyed I declared I didn't love her at all,  I was  fooling her, 

In rage she threatened me I would regret it all my life 

Did she succeed in taking revenge 

Absolutely,  she married me

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.an artist was asked to portray a door to heart

The artist attempted and painted a beautiful building with a door 

The critic asked why was the door shut  and had no handle to open it

The artist explained the door to heart was not open to all and sundry 

The handle was not necessary because the door to heart opened from only within