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....the singer neighbor complained to his next door neighbor whose  dog   howled every morning when the singer practiced 

The dog owner  explained  it wasn't his dog's   fault but  the singer  provoked him by  howling first 

Sailing in a boat  the professor  asked conversationally  if the boatman  knew  English 

No sir 

Then your   quarter life is wasted,  what about maths 

No sir

That 8s another quarter of your life wasted 

Suddenly the sea storm  began tossing the vessel,  the boatman asked the professor  if he could swim the boat was  cracked

The professor  said he couldn't swim 

Then  your full four quarters of life are wasted  said the  boatman jumping into the rough sea 

If the son in law is noble you get a ready-made son if he is  bad be patient you lose your daughter 

Success means  husband earns more than his wife can spend