Patient: whats that
Murse: just eat one chapati
Patient; before or after my meals
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Peer to murid: nake a wish iand it sgall be granted
Murid: make me unmarrued again
Peer: you can not ask for jannat
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husband : today whatever i am its my own hard work
Wife: :so all my complaints against you in prayers to almighty were in vain
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,wife: what if i become fat will you still love me
Husband: no, i took vows to be together in good times and bad times not in your obesity
Wife: please dont speak like that i i would die of heartbreak
Husband: you dont speak of your death i could die of sheer happiness
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,wife: dear husband i have reduced to half my size in your separation and memory in a fortnight ,missing you, when are you returning
Husband: just wait another fortnight
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