The Umpire

an  umpire  was  giving  wrong  and  debatable  decisions, a  man  near  him began  disturbing the umpire  every  time  he  opened  his  mouth  to  declare   something, finally  the  umpire  asked  the  shouting  man  who  was  he  , who  was  the  umpire  --he  or  him, the  man  looked  surprised  and  said  neither  of  them was  really  umpiring