"Can you spare some change?" a beggar asks a passerby."No, I know you’re going to spend it all on vodka.""No, sir, I don’t drink.""Then you’ll gamble it away.""No, I don’t gamble either, sir.""Well then, you’re going to spend it on women.""No, sir, I don’t spend money on women.""Okay," the passerby finally agrees, finally. "I’m going to give you 100 rubles, if you come with me. I want to show my wife an example of what can happen to a man who has no bad habits."
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