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...a  drunkard  reached   the railway booking office  carrying a  man on his shoulders  and spoke to the  man selling the tickets  to give him one ticket to his destination 

The man on the counter looked surprised 

Why just one  and what about the man on your shoulders the drunkard explained the man was his baby  and his age was barely six 

The ticket seller  argued  the man on his back was an adult six feet tall   and quite a heavy weight  , his beard was also almost three inches long  and still  you call him a baby 

The drunkard threw the bearded burden down saying  , if only he had shaved  

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A sahib  passing a road saw a young beggar  , his appearance was awful,  the sahib stopped and suggested if he  changed his appearance,  shaved,  styled his hair,  groomed himself,  dressed up properly he could easily get a job

The beggar  also venomously   replied he was an honest office worker  but this was more lucrative