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a  new  student  got  admission in school, ,  he  was  asked  what  he  knew  the  teacher  wanted  to  listen, the  new  entrant  said--how  long  will he  listen, how  long  would  he  tell,--thousands  of  tales  he  has--what  all can he  tell

an old  woman  asked  a  child  if  the  wrist  watch he  wore  tells  time
the  child  said  , no, it  did  not  tell  anything, one  must  see  to  know  it


a  new  student  was asked  to  count --
one, two  three , four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten, jack, queen, king, that"s  all