Biss: how so, madam
He keeps asking me my age
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It happened long time ago that a villagers handed an agent a huge amount to arrange a trip abroad, the so called travel agent turned out to be a fraud and left the villagers in the murrie hills and said walk three days to reach the London gate and just pass through it
On the fourth day this villagers met a man and enquired where was the London gate
The other man explained he was looking for Dubai gate for over a week
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A train stopped at a station, a passenger spoke to the guard to tell him how could he manage to have a hot cup of tea at the platform and return before the train left
The guard smiled it was so easy, let me come with you to have tea with you
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Miss janson teaching basic maths to her backward maid,,
Dear if you have ten rupees and asked for another tenner from your husband how much you save
Maid:: ,,five rupees
Miss janson,;; ,think again very carefully before answering
Maid took one extra minute and smiled and answered nothing will be left
Miss janson,;; ,dear you don't know basic maths at all
Maid,:: ,madam you don't know my husband at all
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