Friday, January 19, 2024

page 113

....wife: look at my condition,  I have a screen but no border, blusher but no powder,  tiny container but no  eyeliner,   her voice was complaining 
Husband;beghum,  you are so right,  exactly  explains my condition,  I have a pocket but no money 
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In a hospital  a patient  spoke to the doctor when  a fantastically  attractive nurse left, what a nice nurse  she is,  her one touch and  the  high fever left
The doctor answered 
. Everyone knows  it because  the whole   hospital floor  resounded  by the  slap on your face 
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.a careful  husband wanted to stop his wife  from driving rash; dear if you drive  rash  it could get out of control and end in an accident,  after that tge newspapers will publish the news  and also your real age
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.the professor was apparently in a great hurry 
Beghum asked him to have his daily paan before he left 
He came back to grab his daily paan and   again  hurriedly  turned to leave 
Beghum again called him back 
Your  shoes...
He explained he was right now in a hurry,  he will have them later

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